{"id":236,"date":"2003-12-11T15:15:08","date_gmt":"2003-12-11T20:15:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=236"},"modified":"2010-07-10T23:29:43","modified_gmt":"2010-07-11T03:29:43","slug":"the-shortest-movie-reviews-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=236","title":{"rendered":"The Shortest Movie Reviews Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. James Agee (one of the best film critics of all time) wrote as his review for the film <i>You Were Meant for Me<\/i>: &#8220;That&#8217;s what you think&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>2. <i>I Am a Camera:<\/i> there was a review attributed to various people (Kenneth Tynan was one of them) which said, bluntly: &#8220;Me no Leica&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>3. <i>Ernest Scared Stupid<\/i>: an unknown reviewer wrote: &#8220;Ernest doesn&#8217;t need to be scared to be stupid.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>4. <i>Isn&#8217;t it Romantic<\/i>, Leonard Maltin&#8217;s entire review said: &#8220;No.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>5. <i>Rabbit, Run<\/i>, Gene Siskel purposefully left a blank space where the review should have been.<\/p>\n<p>6. From a review for <i>Gladiator<\/i>: &#8220;Ben hur, done that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>7.  Jon Stewart&#8217;s review for <i>Battlefield Earth<\/i>:  &#8220;The movie is a cross between <i>Star Wars<\/i> and the smell of ass.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. James Agee (one of the best film critics of all time) wrote as his review for the film You Were Meant for Me: &#8220;That&#8217;s what you think&#8221;. 2. I Am a Camera: there was a review attributed to various &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=236\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=236"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16403,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions\/16403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}