{"id":2521,"date":"2005-03-03T09:35:07","date_gmt":"2005-03-03T14:35:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2521"},"modified":"2015-12-17T12:08:12","modified_gmt":"2015-12-17T17:08:12","slug":"my-latest-writing-assignment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2521","title":{"rendered":"My latest writing assignment \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; has just come in.  It is from Cashel.<\/p>\n<p>I opened my mailbox last night to find a three-page letter from Cashel.  Of course, it is three pages because his writing is so HUGE.  However, he has stayed within the lines very very well.  Getting a letter from Cashel is, to me, like winning the Lottery.  That is the only way to explain the excitement.<\/p>\n<p>Here is the letter, in its entirety.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dear Auntie Sheila, This morning (and last night) I saw a big thunderstorm.  I thought it would inspire you to make a book about nature and storms.  Now for the details:  I was on the bus talking to a new friend about what would happen if lightning struck a termite mound.  We thought lightning struck Whataburger!  It turned out I was wrong.  So then we started talking about what would happen if lightning struck the heating system.  Love, Cashel.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That is one of the deepest most profound things I have ever read in my life.<\/p>\n<p>Uhm &#8230; &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.whataburger.com\/\">whataburger<\/a>&#8220;?  And &#8230; what exactly was Cashel &#8220;wrong&#8221; about?  I&#8217;m not clear on that.  Obviously, these are eternal questions not really meant to be answered &#8211; only contemplated and reflected upon.<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t even THINK that I&#8217;m not going to write a book about lightning striking a termite mound.<\/p>\n<p>Serious note:  This sentence made me cry.  &#8220;I thought it would inspire you to make a book about nature and storms.&#8221;  I honestly don&#8217;t know how I can bear it.  The love, the essence of Cashel, the REALITY of Cashel &#8230; it cuts me like a knife.  Makes me cry.<\/p>\n<p>Humorous note:  I sense some Trotskyite attitudes in Cashel&#8217;s fantasizing about lightning striking &#8220;the heating system&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; has just come in. It is from Cashel. I opened my mailbox last night to find a three-page letter from Cashel. Of course, it is three pages because his writing is so HUGE. However, he has stayed within the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2521\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2521\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1101],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2521"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2521"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111257,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2521\/revisions\/111257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}