1. If you were to be stranded on a desert island and could only have one piece of music to listen to, what would it be? <\/b><\/p>\n
Fields of Joy<\/i> by Lenny Kravitz. I’ve listened to that song probably 5 or 6 times a week since I first heard it (YEARS AND YEARS AGO) and I still haven’t gotten tired of it.<\/p>\n
2. If you had to eat in only one restaurant for the rest of your life, which one would you pick? <\/b><\/p>\n
Oh Mitchell … what was the name of our favorite restaurant in Chicago, where we would go when we wanted to splurge?? THAT place. Ross Angelis? Is that it?<\/p>\n
Also, the OLD Term’s. Not Term’s as it is now, but no – Term’s as it used to be. My Rhode Island buds will get that one.<\/p>\n
3. If you could eliminate one thing you do in the bathroom each day, what would it be? <\/b><\/p>\n
Good Lord, “eliminate” is an unfortunate word in this context, isn’t it? But I wouldn’t “eliminate” “elimination”, because that would not be healthy. I guess if I could get away with not flossing my teeth, I would like to eliminate that. But you MUST FLOSS. However, it’s a drag.<\/p>\n
4. If you could choose the way you will die, what would it be? <\/b><\/p>\n
I have no idea. Something like: Having a heart attack at the age of 85 while on a roller coaster.<\/p>\n
5. If you could have a secret camera in any one room in the world, what room would it be in? <\/b><\/p>\n
Uhm … Ewan McGregor’s bedroom?<\/p>\n
6. If you had to choose the single biggest mistake you’ve made in your life, what would it be?<\/b><\/p>\n
I try not to look at certain things that way anymore. Stuff happens, things don’t work out, suck it up. It feckin’ sucks, no doubt, but that’s life.<\/p>\n
You can’t always get what you wa-ant …<\/p>\n
7. If you had to pick the worst sexual experience of your life, what would it be? <\/b><\/p>\n
I try not to gossip in a mean (and public) manner about my suitors from the past.<\/p>\n
8. If you could solve one unsolved crime from history, which would it be? <\/b><\/p>\n
Black Dahlia.<\/p>\n
9. If you had to name the most important invention in history, what would it be?<\/b><\/p>\n
The printing press comes to mind.<\/p>\n
10. If you were given a racehorse, what would you name it? <\/b><\/p>\n
Ineluctable Modality<\/p>\n
11. If you were to become the sex slave of a person from history, who would you pick?<\/b><\/p>\n
Alexander Hamilton!! No contest<\/a>! <\/p>\n 12. If you could eliminate one of your pet peeves, which would it be?<\/b><\/p>\n People who talk loudly on their cell phones in public places – on busses, in stores, etc. I deal with this shite every single day, and am shocked at how much I know about total strangers. It makes me so mad that I want to rip the phone out of their hands and chuck it into traffic. It would be good to reach some kind of Zen peace with this annoying pet peeve.<\/p>\n 13. If you could have the world’s largest collection of one thing, what would it be?<\/b><\/p>\n 100 dollar bills. Or … thousand dollar bills? Am I thinking too small?<\/p>\n 14. If you had to murder someone, how would you do it?<\/b><\/p>\n Circumstances definitely dictate this one. I don’t think I could slit someone’s throat, or do anything messy. Although I would do what I had to do if anyone tried to hurt my family. I would probably just shoot someone.<\/p>\n 15. If you had to have been any dictator or tyrant in history, who would you have been?<\/b><\/p>\n Oliver Cromwell, so that I could kill myself immediately and rid the world of myself. Same with Stalin, Hitler, and Pol Pot – and many more! I would have loved to be them, so that I could arrange my own death very early on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. If you were to be stranded on a desert island and could only have one piece of music to listen to, what would it be? Fields of Joy by Lenny Kravitz. I’ve listened to that song probably 5 or … Continue reading