{"id":2746,"date":"2005-03-30T10:38:01","date_gmt":"2005-03-30T15:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2746"},"modified":"2022-10-09T16:28:59","modified_gmt":"2022-10-09T20:28:59","slug":"i-love-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2746","title":{"rendered":"I Love the Internet: Busting On Ayelet Waldman"},"content":{"rendered":"

Why? Because someone always comes along and makes a joke out of something that NEEDS to be made fun of. Member our conversation earlier this week about the too-hot-for-you marriage of Ayelet Waldman and Michael Chabon<\/a> and her obnoxious “I have so much more sex than all the other mommies in my playgroup and because of that I am basically a better human being than all of them” essay in the New York Times<\/i>? Well someone who was also obviously annoyed by Ayelet’s piece has written down what is a “day in the life of Ayelet”<\/a>. You’ve got to read it.<\/p>\n

One snippet to get the party started:<\/p>\n

1:00 P.M. Drag the kids along to Toys in Babeland. The owners called last night to let me know that there’s a whole new section of stuff my husband can stick into me. I’m so excited. Eldest daughter somewhat disturbed when I explain the purpose of the double-headed dildo to her.<\/p>\n

1:30 P.M. Compare prices on three-pronged rubber truncheon at Good Vibrations. It’s slightly more expensive than at Babeland, but they split the difference since I’m in so often. Youngest boy goes crazy with spray-on lube while I’m at the counter. So embarrassing\u0085 I never thought I’d be one of those moms who has \u0093difficult\u0094 children. Depression returns.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

But oh, there’s so much more. Funny funny. Mean-funny, which is sometimes the best kind of humor.<\/p>\n

I especially like this detail:<\/p>\n

2:45 P.M. Begin writing column for Salon.<\/p>\n

2:46 P.M. File column with Salon.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

BWAHAHAHA<\/p>\n

(via Book Slut<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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