{"id":2781,"date":"2005-04-06T17:46:49","date_gmt":"2005-04-06T21:46:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2781"},"modified":"2010-07-12T19:24:27","modified_gmt":"2010-07-12T23:24:27","slug":"i-am-joining-the-modern-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2781","title":{"rendered":"I am joining the modern world"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and I&#8217;m a bit scared, having turned into a complete Luddite since circa 2003.<\/p>\n<p>For almost two years now, I have been without a television.  I mean, I have an actual television, but I do not have cable.  I&#8217;ve never been a TV addict, in general, but when I love a show, I watch it fervently, religiously, seriously, and so I do miss those shows, and I also miss watching the news, and being in touch with pop culture trends, no matter how minute.  (&#8220;Ooh, everyone&#8217;s wearing sparkley butterfly barrettes? WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?&#8221;)  I love to watch the History channel, and I love to watch E! True Hollywood Story.<\/p>\n<p>But due to finances, pinching pennies like you wouldn&#8217;t believe, I just had to cut some stuff out.  TV was one of them.<\/p>\n<p>However, I am now going to emerge from my dark tunnel.  Cable-Guy is coming over on Sunday to hook me up.<\/p>\n<p>I am so used to not having television, and so used to living in an apartment that has no distractions except for 10,000 books and 389 Cary Grant movies, that I fear the repercussions of finally having it again.  I figure I am going to have to give myself a good month of straight TV watching.  I will watch the commercials, I will watch Seinfeld re-runs, I will revel in Law and Order, I will watch the news, I will watch Letterman &#8230; I WILL PARTICIPATE IN TELEVISION CULTURE AGAIN.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait.<\/p>\n<p>(And yes.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blindcavefish.com\/2005\/04\/open-letter-to-god-dear-god-i-never.html\">This news <\/a>did have something to do with my  finally taking the plunge.  I cannot miss that.  I cannot.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and I&#8217;m a bit scared, having turned into a complete Luddite since circa 2003. For almost two years now, I have been without a television. I mean, I have an actual television, but I do not have cable. I&#8217;ve never &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2781\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2781"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2781"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18675,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2781\/revisions\/18675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}