{"id":2783,"date":"2005-04-07T13:30:11","date_gmt":"2005-04-07T17:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2783"},"modified":"2022-10-09T16:41:22","modified_gmt":"2022-10-09T20:41:22","slug":"another-have-i-ever-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2783","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Have I Ever?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At first I thought it was the same as <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=1711\">this one<\/a>, but turns out it is a different list of Have I Evers.  <a href=\"http:\/\/cakeeaterchronicles.mu.nu\/archives\/074583.php\">Got this one from Cakeeater Chronicles<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<b>snuck out of the house<\/b><br \/>\n<b>gotten lost in your city <\/b> (I still get confused in the West Village.  Especially now that there are no twin towers to tell me which way is south.  I get very very confused down there on a regular basis, and I have lived here 9 years.)<br \/>\n<b>saw a shooting star<\/b><br \/>\n<b>been to any other countries besides the United States<\/b><br \/>\nhad a serious surgery<br \/>\n<b>gone out in public in your pajamas <\/b> (We used to have something called &#8220;Pajama Day&#8221; in high school.)<br \/>\n<b>kissed a stranger <\/b> (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=49339\">Ahem<\/a>.  Well, he kissed me on the cheek, but I am CERTAINLY counting it.)<br \/>\n<b>hugged a stranger<\/b><br \/>\n<b>been in a fist fight<\/b> (Well.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=29\">Technically, no fists were involved<\/a>.  But she did crack a pool cue across my back, and I flipped out, and had to be dragged away from her by a bunch of firemen.  Ah, Carolyn.  I knew you when.)<br \/>\nbeen arrested<br \/>\ndone drugs (hard drugs?  No.)<br \/>\n<b>had alcohol <\/b><br \/>\n<b>laughed and had milk\/coke come out of your nose<\/b><br \/>\n<b>pushed all the buttons on an elevator <\/b><br \/>\n<b>made out in an elevator<\/b><br \/>\nslept in an elevator<br \/>\n<b>swore at your parents <\/b> (Awful.  I&#8217;m so sorry.)<br \/>\nkicked a guy where it hurts<br \/>\n<b>been in love <\/b><br \/>\n<b>been close to love<\/b><br \/>\n<b>been to a casino <\/b><br \/>\nbeen skydiving<br \/>\nbroken a bone<br \/>\n<b>been high<\/b><br \/>\n<b>skinny-dipped<\/b><br \/>\n<b>skipped school<\/b> (high school?  Would you believe I never skipped school?  I skipped classes plenty of time in college, though, so I&#8217;m counting that.)<br \/>\n<b>flashed someone <\/b> (I have no idea when.  But I just am sure that I have.)<br \/>\n<b>saw a therapist<\/b><br \/>\ndone the splits<br \/>\n<b>played spin the bottle <\/b><br \/>\n<b>gotten stitches <\/b><br \/>\nhad an IV<br \/>\ndrank a whole gallon of milk in one hour<br \/>\nbitten someone<br \/>\n<b>been to Niagara Falls<\/b><br \/>\n<b>gotten the chicken pox<\/b><br \/>\n<b>kissed a member of the opposite sex<\/b><br \/>\n<b>kissed a member of the same sex <\/b><br \/>\n<b>crashed into a friend&#8217;s car<\/b> (No, but I did crash into a car DURING MY DRIVER&#8217;S TEST.  And it was filled with people ready to take the test after me.  One of the most mortifying moments of my life.)<br \/>\nbeen to Japan<br \/>\n<b>ridden in a taxi<\/b><br \/>\n<b>been dumped <\/b><br \/>\n<b>shoplifted<\/b><br \/>\nbeen fired<br \/>\n<b>had a crush on someone of the same sex<\/b> (Does Joan Jett count?  Also, when I was little, 8,9 years old, I had a ton of nonsexual girl-crushes on classmates.  I just LOVED them, in the way I would LOVE boys a mere year later)<br \/>\n<b>had feelings for someone who didn&#8217;t have them back <\/b><br \/>\nstole something from your job<br \/>\ngone on a blind date<br \/>\n<b>lied to a friend <\/b><br \/>\n<b>had a crush on a teacher<\/b> (My Math TA freshman year in college.  hahaha  He looked like Matthew Broderick.  I loved him.)<br \/>\ncelebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans<br \/>\n<b>been to Europe <\/b><br \/>\nslept with a co-worker<br \/>\nbeen married<br \/>\ngotten divorced<br \/>\nhad children<br \/>\n<b>saw someone die<\/b><br \/>\nbeen to Africa<br \/>\n<b>driven over 400 miles in one day <\/b><br \/>\n<b>been to Canada <\/b><br \/>\nbeen to Mexico<br \/>\n<b>been on a plane<\/b><br \/>\n<b>seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show<\/b><br \/>\n<b>thrown up in a bar <\/b><br \/>\npurposely set a part of yourself on fire  &#8211; hahaha  I know it&#8217;s not funny, and no, I never have done this, but I think it&#8217;s a funny &#8220;have you ever&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>eaten sushi <\/b><br \/>\nbeen snowboarding<br \/>\n<b>met someone in person from the internet <\/b><br \/>\n<b>been moshing at a rock show<\/b><br \/>\ncut yourself on purpose<br \/>\nbeen to a moto cross show<br \/>\nlost a child<br \/>\n<b>gone to college<\/b><br \/>\n<b>graduated from college <\/b><br \/>\ndone hard drugs &#8211; hm.  Wasn&#8217;t this on here before?  No.  Never done hard drugs.<br \/>\n<b>taken painkillers<\/b><br \/>\n<b>love someone or miss someone right now<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At first I thought it was the same as this one, but turns out it is a different list of Have I Evers. 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