1. Since I got television, I have discovered this horrible WONDERFUL reality show called The Surreal Life<\/i>. This is the first embarrassing confession, and really – all other confessions come back to this one. Like: WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE? Well, frankly, because I find it feckin’ FAScinating, in an awful toe-curlingly-embarrassing way.<\/p>\n
2. It’s half an hour long, and it appears to be on some kind of never-ending loop on VH1. It’s always on. So I have been able to do quite a bit of catching up – so much so that I actually saw one episode twice.<\/p>\n
3. You guys, does anyone else watch this show??? There are things that happen on it that … I actually can barely believe my eyes. Like, even though it’s right in front of me, I cannot get enough of it. Mini Me getting WASTED is an example. I didn’t know whether to laugh or run screaming from the room when I watched that episode. I remember my friend Alex telling me about it, a while back – like: “WAIT until you see Mini Me – so drunk he’s pissing in the corner …” Now I understand what she was talking about. You watch this show and your jaw literally drops … Shrieks of laughter are held back in your throat, because … it’s all just too weird.<\/p>\n
4. And lastly: the most shameful confession of all: I have kind of a huge crush on Christopher Knight (aka Peter Brady). He’s grown up to be quite handsome, washboard stomach, and has a well-developed sense of the absurd. For example: a trashed Mini Me will perambulate by drunkenly on his scooter – Christopher Knight will watch him go by, and then he will glance at the camera, kind of stunned – but you can SEE the laughter in his eyes… He’s like: “I’m sorry, but where the hell am I right now?” He’s very cute. I like his peronality. Am I actually saying this?<\/p>\n
Season finale coming up next week sometime, I believe. Honestly. I am counting the minutes.<\/p>\n
That China Doll person is one of the funniest weirdest characters I have ever seen. Saying to Sally Jessy Raphael of all people – in her overly dramatic self-important incoherent way:<\/p>\n
“No. I did not learn from <\/i>this. I was rewarded<\/i> from this.”<\/p>\n
Huh? China? What?<\/p>\n
It’s all so<\/i> entertaining.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
1. Since I got television, I have discovered this horrible WONDERFUL reality show called The Surreal Life. This is the first embarrassing confession, and really – all other confessions come back to this one. Like: WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THAT … Continue reading