{"id":2924,"date":"2005-05-03T18:40:33","date_gmt":"2005-05-03T22:40:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2924"},"modified":"2022-10-09T16:55:55","modified_gmt":"2022-10-09T20:55:55","slug":"act-ii-the-picnic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2924","title":{"rendered":"Act II: The Picnic"},"content":{"rendered":"

And this is how Millie spends her time the rest of the picnic.<\/p>\n

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\nheh heh heh<\/p>\n

I mean, it’s not funny … Millie was very upset about her sister stealing her thunder and taking her man … but still. It’s a funny scene. What’s even funnier is the perpetually pie-baking happy-smile next door neighbor sitting right beside her is totally oblivious to the fact that Millie is secretly getting trashed for the first time. Poor Millie, wearing a pink pouff-ball dress that doesn’t suit her at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And this is how Millie spends her time the rest of the picnic. heh heh heh I mean, it’s not funny … Millie was very upset about her sister stealing her thunder and taking her man … but still. It’s … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1695,188],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2924"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2924"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":178409,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2924\/revisions\/178409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}