{"id":2998,"date":"2005-05-17T16:35:36","date_gmt":"2005-05-17T20:35:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2998"},"modified":"2005-05-17T16:35:36","modified_gmt":"2005-05-17T20:35:36","slug":"tonights-the-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2998","title":{"rendered":"Tonight&#8217;s the night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.upn.com\/shows\/britney_spears\/\">The night we all (ahem) have been waiting for.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sadly, I will be unable to attend the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blindcavefish.com\/2005\/05\/my-entire-life-has-been-about-this.html\">Blind Cave Fish&#8217;s white trash potluck dinner <\/a>in honor of the event &#8230; I&#8217;ve got a family thing tonight.  Which will be awesome &#8230; but I will most definitely need a full report of all things Britney and Federline tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s going to be such delicious entertainment!!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can you handle my truth?&#8221; comes Britney&#8217;s serious voice-over in the commercials.<\/p>\n<p>hahahahaha  Uhm &#8230; yes.  We can handle it, Britney.<\/p>\n<p>Here is <a href=\"http:\/\/gofugyourself.typepad.com\/go_fug_yourself\/2004\/12\/happy_fugging_h.html\">Britney screaming<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Here is <a href=\"http:\/\/gofugyourself.typepad.com\/go_fug_yourself\/2004\/10\/britney_fugerli.html\">Britney screaming again<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I actually have a fondness for <a href=\"http:\/\/gofugyourself.typepad.com\/go_fug_yourself\/2004\/09\/oops_she_fugged.html\">this one <\/a>as well.  I never get tired of it.<\/p>\n<p>And lastly:  here is Mr. Federline&#8217;s quote about his relationship:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m just happy with who I&#8217;m with. I love her and everything else is whatever.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Words to live by, friends, words to live by.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The night we all (ahem) have been waiting for. Sadly, I will be unable to attend the Blind Cave Fish&#8217;s white trash potluck dinner in honor of the event &#8230; I&#8217;ve got a family thing tonight. Which will be awesome &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2998\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2998\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2998"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2998"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2998\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}