{"id":3060,"date":"2005-05-30T15:09:14","date_gmt":"2005-05-30T19:09:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3060"},"modified":"2022-10-09T17:15:30","modified_gmt":"2022-10-09T21:15:30","slug":"happy-birthday-to-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3060","title":{"rendered":"Happy birthday to Manny Ramirez!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think my favorite thing about Manny is his demeanor at the plate.  He looks as casual as if he were lounging in his Lazy-boy watching TV.  Like &#8230; he just stands there.  Whatever.  No big deal.  I&#8217;m a major-league ballplayer, I&#8217;m a hitting powerhouse &#8230; and whatever.  No big deal, man, it&#8217;s just what I do.  It looks like his thought process is: &#8220;Wow.  Blue sky.  I like the smell of hotdogs.  I&#8217;m hungry.  I&#8217;ve got an itch on my ass.  Oh wait a sec &#8230; here comes the pitch &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday, Manny!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think my favorite thing about Manny is his demeanor at the plate. He looks as casual as if he were lounging in his Lazy-boy watching TV. Like &#8230; he just stands there. Whatever. No big deal. I&#8217;m a major-league &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3060\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[39],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3060"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3060"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":178456,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3060\/revisions\/178456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}