— What the heck is up with Georgie Crazy Boy? Wow. Bad choice, Ruth. Bad bad choice of husband. Where the heck is that gonna go? Will he permanently move into the fallout shelter?<\/p>\n
— Will Billy ever recover from his love of Brenda? I think we’re gonna see some Chenoweth falling-off-the-rails action and I am PSYCHED. The Chenoweths are not interesting when they are pretending to be emotionally healthy.<\/p>\n
— Will Nate ever stop being such a tight-assed judgmental prick? Used to love him, now I literally cannot stand him. Ew.<\/p>\n
— Will I ever really give a crap about whether or not David and Keith’s adoption process? Honestly. I do not care. One bit. For whatever reason, even though it’s an interesting issue, in the context of that particular relationship, I think it’s a big yawn. I went and made a snack for myself during the whole “should we go with surrogacy” dream sequence. Boring.<\/p>\n
— Will Claire stop making her creepy cut-up-faces art? Like … Claire. Whatcha doin’? Also: will she listen to that inner voice that says to her: “BILLY CHENOWETH IS A FREAK. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!” Or will she ignore it?<\/p>\n
All of these are very interesting questions to contemplate.<\/p>\n
But really? The most gripping question is this one, and it’s a carry-over from last season:<\/p>\n
— Will Nate ever BUY A FECKIN’ STROLLER FOR HIS ANNOYINGLY PLACID CHILD??? The fact that he doesn’t have a stroller and always walks around holding Buddha-baby in his arms – even on long walks – makes me so angry … I just think it’s stupid. Unrealistic. Not to mention the fact, too, that Maya has to be the most unrealistic baby ever portrayed in television history. Does she ever EVER make a sound? Does she gurgle, cry, babble, scream? Most babies I know are pretty loud little buggers. And even if they aren’t loud, they DO MAKE SOUND ON OCCASION. No, no, no, not Maya. She is content to play silently with her toys, staring up at the adults with knowing Buddha eyes, and then to be carried around IN NATE’S ARMS … because no no no, no strollers for Nate … staring out at the world with placid Buddha eyes. I was sick of Maya almost the second she was born because of her calm Zen-like concentration – I just thought she was annoying, and my revulsion for her just grows with the passing of time. But it’s gotten to the point where whenever I see Nate enter a scene, holding her in his arms as opposed to using a stroller, I almost have to get up and leave the room.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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