{"id":3293,"date":"2005-07-02T15:44:14","date_gmt":"2005-07-02T19:44:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3293"},"modified":"2010-07-13T10:40:02","modified_gmt":"2010-07-13T14:40:02","slug":"ew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3293","title":{"rendered":"eHarmony Creeps Me Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those people just look too darn happy.  I wonder what they&#8217;re hiding.  They all seem like they are in deep deep denial.<\/p>\n<p>Like: okay, we get it &#8230; you&#8217;re happy.  But stop SMILING like such a MANIAC.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He makes me laugh.&#8221;  (Shot of couple laughing hysterically)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever laughed so hard as I have with her.&#8221;  (Shot of another couple guffawing like hyenas.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The laughter!  He&#8217;s just so FUNNY.&#8221;  (shot of couple incapacitated due to laughter.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those people just look too darn happy. I wonder what they&#8217;re hiding. They all seem like they are in deep deep denial. Like: okay, we get it &#8230; you&#8217;re happy. But stop SMILING like such a MANIAC. &#8220;He makes me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3293\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[31],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3293"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3293"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19412,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3293\/revisions\/19412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}