{"id":3320,"date":"2005-07-06T11:22:37","date_gmt":"2005-07-06T15:22:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3320"},"modified":"2022-10-09T17:49:16","modified_gmt":"2022-10-09T21:49:16","slug":"if-it-were-done-when-tis-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3320","title":{"rendered":"“If it were done when ’tis done …"},"content":{"rendered":"

then ’twere well It were done quickly.”<\/p>\n

In other words: I got all my hair chopped off last night. There was a PILE of hair around my chair – the sight of which nearly gave me an anxiety attack. Did I actually have that much hair? I felt like Jo in Little Women<\/a>\"\"<\/i>.<\/p>\n

I sat down, heart pounding, and said, “Just do it. Here’s the picture<\/a>. Do it quickly.”<\/p>\n

I have to say – I think it looks amazing, and I feel like I am back to myself. Long hair isn’t me. Or … maybe it would be me if I were rich and famous and could have someone style it every day for me. But I like the short scruffy roughed-up look, especially when I wear mascara and dark lipstick.<\/p>\n

I went to meet up with my friend Jen after getting it “done quickly”, and I felt light-headed, free, and a little bit nude. Where is all my hair??? There was so much product in my hair that it DID NOT MOVE and I looked vaguely like a cooler version of Mrs. Brady. Like a retro-ironic Mrs. Brady. Or like I could have been an extra at the key party in Ice Storm<\/i>. It looks mod.<\/p>\n

And it’s flaming red. No more grey.<\/p>\n

I’m a new woman. Ready for my FECKIN’ HIGH SCHOOL REUNION THIS WEEKEND. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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