{"id":3339,"date":"2005-07-09T12:43:09","date_gmt":"2005-07-09T16:43:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3339"},"modified":"2010-07-13T09:55:52","modified_gmt":"2010-07-13T13:55:52","slug":"lesson-learned-about-my-new-haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3339","title":{"rendered":"Lesson learned about my new haircut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212; If I do not use any &#8220;products&#8221;, and if I do not blow-dry, I look like a Peanuts character.  One of the BOY Peanuts characters.  Or like Peppermint Patty.  Whose gender is rather ambiguous to begin with.  After all, her blind friend Marcie calls her SIR.  Not only is Peppermint Patty a cunt (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.curlymcdimple.com\/2004\/11\/on-thanksgiving-and-why-i-think.html\">according to Curly<\/a>),  but she&#8217;s also rather butch-looking &#8211; which is really not the look I&#8217;m going for.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; If I do use &#8220;products&#8221; (such as mousse, and then my pomade sticky stuff, and then a holding spray), I look, quite frankly, rather glamorous, in a very mod and retro way.<\/p>\n<p>Must. Use. Products.<\/p>\n<p>Do NOT want to look like Peppermint Patty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212; If I do not use any &#8220;products&#8221;, and if I do not blow-dry, I look like a Peanuts character. One of the BOY Peanuts characters. Or like Peppermint Patty. Whose gender is rather ambiguous to begin with. After all, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3339\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3339"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3339"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19364,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3339\/revisions\/19364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}