{"id":3342,"date":"2005-07-10T14:44:14","date_gmt":"2005-07-10T18:44:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3342"},"modified":"2010-07-13T09:54:13","modified_gmt":"2010-07-13T13:54:13","slug":"only-in-my-home-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3342","title":{"rendered":"Only in my home town"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; would the following exchange make ANY sense.<\/p>\n<p><i>Me<\/i>:  She is no longer allowed to go to the Ocean Mist.<br \/>\n<i>Beth, Mere, Michelle: <\/i> (<i>all with tones of understanding<\/i>) Wow.  Woah &#8230; No shit &#8230;<br \/>\n<i>Michelle<\/i>:  That&#8217;s like being kicked out of the Unity Club.<br \/>\n<i>Huge burst of collective laughter.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; would the following exchange make ANY sense. Me: She is no longer allowed to go to the Ocean Mist. Beth, Mere, Michelle: (all with tones of understanding) Wow. Woah &#8230; No shit &#8230; Michelle: That&#8217;s like being kicked out &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3342\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[600,184],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3342"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19360,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3342\/revisions\/19360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}