{"id":3354,"date":"2005-07-13T09:16:39","date_gmt":"2005-07-13T13:16:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3354"},"modified":"2024-10-27T18:44:19","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T22:44:19","slug":"reunion-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3354","title":{"rendered":"Reunion humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mere and I were talking with good old Chris W.  I didn&#8217;t recognize him at first, without the blonde RINGLETS he had in high school &#8211; now he&#8217;s a big beefy man &#8211; but the second we started talking, I thought: Yes.  There is Chris W!  From high school:  funny, goofy, nice, football player, a big brash guy &#8211; and yet, he had these Shirley Temple curls.  So cute!!    It was good to see him.<\/p>\n<p>But anyway:<\/p>\n<p>He told a story about taking his mom to see <i>War of the Worlds<\/i>.  His mother hadn&#8217;t been to the movies in quite some time, so she was very excited.  She talked to him throughout the movie.  Making comments, asides &#8230; at one point, the people behind them SHUSHED them!!<\/p>\n<p>At one point, Tom Cruise (quiet, peanut gallery) is trying to bond with his estranged son &#8211; and invites him to play catch in the back yard.  Cruise is wearing a New York Yankees hat.  The son is angry with his father, so when he comes out into the back yard to play catch, he is wearing a Red Sox hat.  Cruise notices the hat, and says grimly to his son, &#8220;So that&#8217;s how it&#8217;s gonna be, huh?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At that moment, Chris W&#8217;s mother leaned over to him and kindly informed him:  &#8220;The Yankees and the Red Sox have a really old rivalry &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We were howling.  Like: thanks, Mom, I KNOW.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mere and I were talking with good old Chris W. I didn&#8217;t recognize him at first, without the blonde RINGLETS he had in high school &#8211; now he&#8217;s a big beefy man &#8211; but the second we started talking, I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3354\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[600],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3354"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3354"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19347,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3354\/revisions\/19347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}