{"id":34733,"date":"2011-03-05T13:26:58","date_gmt":"2011-03-05T18:26:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=34733"},"modified":"2011-03-05T13:31:43","modified_gmt":"2011-03-05T18:31:43","slug":"things-i-said-to-omar-the-salesman-last-night-as-i-purchased-my-first-iphone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=34733","title":{"rendered":"Things I Said to Omar the Salesman Last Night As I Purchased My First iPhone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?attachment_id=34734\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-34734\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/188496_10150104462397632_612742631_6353578_1717121_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"188496_10150104462397632_612742631_6353578_1717121_n\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-34734\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/188496_10150104462397632_612742631_6353578_1717121_n.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/188496_10150104462397632_612742631_6353578_1717121_n-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/188496_10150104462397632_612742631_6353578_1717121_n-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/188496_10150104462397632_612742631_6353578_1717121_n-400x400.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<i>Taken with the Hipstamatic on my brand-new iPhone.  Breakfast this morning<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now, Omar, I want you to feel free to talk to me like I am a grandmother.  I barely know how to text, mkay?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Please don&#8217;t judge me, but where is Facebook?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;My fingertips are far too fat for this keyboard, Omar.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Now, talk to me about iTunes.  I am terrified.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Can I use my Actors Equity discount for any of this?&#8221; (I could!)<br \/>\n&#8220;Omar, I need some sort of case, don&#8217;t you think? My friend has a blue case.  It&#8217;s pretty.  Could I have one like that?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;So basically, the Bookmark function has been made irrelevant by the iPhone, is that right?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What&#8217;s your screenplay about?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taken with the Hipstamatic on my brand-new iPhone. Breakfast this morning &#8220;Now, Omar, I want you to feel free to talk to me like I am a grandmother. I barely know how to text, mkay?&#8221; &#8220;Please don&#8217;t judge me, but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=34733\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34733"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34733"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34740,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34733\/revisions\/34740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}