{"id":35,"date":"2003-07-18T15:22:52","date_gmt":"2003-07-18T19:22:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=35"},"modified":"2010-07-10T21:02:04","modified_gmt":"2010-07-11T01:02:04","slug":"being-pro-actively-amusing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"Here I Attempt To Be Pro-Actively Amusing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was describing to Mitchell an amusing and satisfying encounter I had with a guy last week, in which I regaled said guy with funny stories, and where I truly felt I had a captive audience.<\/p>\n<p>But the way I expressed this to Mitchell was: &#8220;I was being pro-actively amusing, and he was really getting that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There was a long pause, and then Mitchell said, &#8220;What??&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>From that moment on, &#8220;pro-actively amusing&#8221; was the catchphrase of the weekend.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh don&#8217;t mind me, I&#8217;m just being pro-actively amusing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Was that supposed to be a joke?&#8221; &#8220;Yes, I was attempting to be pro-actively amusing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Why couldn&#8217;t I just say: &#8220;The man laughed at every single one of my jokes. We have the same sense of humor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No, no, no. That doesn&#8217;t quite describe it at all &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was describing to Mitchell an amusing and satisfying encounter I had with a guy last week, in which I regaled said guy with funny stories, and where I truly felt I had a captive audience. But the way I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=35\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[600],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16238,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions\/16238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}