{"id":3514,"date":"2005-08-17T10:53:46","date_gmt":"2005-08-17T14:53:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3514"},"modified":"2005-08-17T10:53:46","modified_gmt":"2005-08-17T14:53:46","slug":"warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3514","title":{"rendered":"Warning:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you become friends with me, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/abillings\/96045.html\">I very well may ruin your life<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Heads up.<\/p>\n<p>(I also have never EVER been referred to as &#8220;Mary Poppins on a monorail.&#8221;  This is turning out to be a banner day!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you become friends with me, I very well may ruin your life. Heads up. (I also have never EVER been referred to as &#8220;Mary Poppins on a monorail.&#8221; This is turning out to be a banner day!) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3514\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3514"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}