{"id":3573,"date":"2005-09-02T14:11:20","date_gmt":"2005-09-02T18:11:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3573"},"modified":"2024-10-27T16:02:10","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T20:02:10","slug":"for-laughs-because-i-know-i-sure-as-hell-need-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3573","title":{"rendered":"For laughs (because I know I sure as hell need it)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(and in lieu of Diary Friday, which I can&#8217;t do today):<\/p>\n<p>Here I am, as the very geeky, and <i>very <\/i>desperate secretary Miss Krumholtz in <i>How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>All Miss Krumholtz wants is to be married.<\/p>\n<p>Miss Krumholtz has quite an uphill journey in order to reach her goal.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, just look at her.<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/04\/krumh.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"534\" height=\"527\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-178365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/04\/krumh.jpg 534w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/04\/krumh-200x197.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/04\/krumh-400x395.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/04\/krumh-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(and in lieu of Diary Friday, which I can&#8217;t do today): Here I am, as the very geeky, and very desperate secretary Miss Krumholtz in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying. All Miss Krumholtz wants is to be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3573\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3573"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3573"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":178660,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3573\/revisions\/178660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}