{"id":3577,"date":"2005-09-03T23:53:01","date_gmt":"2005-09-04T03:53:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3577"},"modified":"2010-07-13T12:23:45","modified_gmt":"2010-07-13T16:23:45","slug":"levity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3577","title":{"rendered":"Levity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/smartypants.diaryland.com\/083105.html\">From Mimi Smartypants,<\/a> listing the books she&#8217;s reading:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>The Lorax<\/i>. Oh, shut up you fucking Lorax. I read this book to Nora every single day and she still wants more. She cluck-clucks over the glop in the Humming-Fish pond, she sighs with despair over the smoggy sky, she scolds, &#8220;No! You do not do that!&#8221; at the sight of axes felling Truffula Trees. Should I just order her Greenpeace sweatshirt now? I&#8217;m down with the environment and all, but repeated readings of <i>The Lorax <\/i>have made me want to go shoot a panda, load it in my Navigator and drive it to a national park, and then set fire to its corpse with gasoline.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Mimi Smartypants, listing the books she&#8217;s reading: The Lorax. Oh, shut up you fucking Lorax. I read this book to Nora every single day and she still wants more. She cluck-clucks over the glop in the Humming-Fish pond, she &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3577\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3577"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3577"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19612,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3577\/revisions\/19612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}