when you get the milk for free is how the saying goes.<\/p>\n
Apparently, Robert Blake bought the cow <\/a>BECAUSE he got the milk for free. Damn, dude, you’re not supposed to just admit that!<\/p>\n Blake said: “There aren’t many women who will simply sleep with you and get on the bus, if you know what I mean.”<\/p>\n Actually, I’m not sure I do know what you mean there, pal. The first part sounds rational … but what bus are you talkin’ ’bout there? The relationship bus? The “let’s ignore the fact that my new girlfriend is a complete star-fucking psycho” bus? The “oops, I left my gun in the restaurant” bus? What?<\/p>\n But then he clarifies:<\/p>\n “With Bonny, pathetically, a part of me required that, you know, ‘Help me make it through the night, and I’ll see you later.'”<\/p>\n Wow. I have plenty of parts of me that have pathetic requirements. I could list them, but it would be rather embarrassing. An example would be this mantra that goes through my head when I really really like a guy: “love me love me love me tell me i’m beautiful don’t look at anyone else tell me you love me love me love me …” Ahem. Like I said: pathetic. I try to keep these things under wraps, and would NEVER say any of that stuff out loud … why bug someone else with my pathetic requirements? Because they’re not real – they come out of anxiety and loneliness and being single for too long – and if I just breathe through them, they will pass. Sometimes I lose my way<\/a>, and forget that the key word in “pathetic requirements” is actually “pathetic” and I need to get a hold of myself.<\/p>\n On a final note: the title to that article I link to about Robert Blake strikes me as so hilarious, in a really dark and disturbing way. hahahaha<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" when you get the milk for free is how the saying goes. Apparently, Robert Blake bought the cow BECAUSE he got the milk for free. Damn, dude, you’re not supposed to just admit that! Blake said: “There aren’t many women … Continue reading