{"id":3722,"date":"2005-10-12T13:34:49","date_gmt":"2005-10-12T17:34:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3722"},"modified":"2005-10-12T13:34:49","modified_gmt":"2005-10-12T17:34:49","slug":"the-three-things-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3722","title":{"rendered":"The three things thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bigstupidtommy.blogspot.com\/2005_10_01_bigstupidtommy_archive.html#112907509401473057\">Big Stupid Tommy does the meme. <\/a> Lots of interesting stuff there to read.<\/p>\n<p>I particularly enjoy:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>THREE THINGS I CAN\u0092T DO:<\/p>\n<p>2. I can&#8217;t wrap my mind around this idea of Toby Kieth. I don&#8217;t think he&#8217;s a real person. I think&#8217;s he&#8217;s a corporate sponsored hologram, a synthetic conglomeration of media archetypes&#8230;think part John Wayne, part Hank Williams, Jr., part Patrick Swayze&#8217;s character in Road House, and I think you&#8217;ve got Toby Kieth<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That so perfectly describes my own amorphous (and yet extremely negative) response to Toby Keith &#8230; only I have never been able to put it into words.<\/p>\n<p>hahaha<\/p>\n<p>Nicely done!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Big Stupid Tommy does the meme. Lots of interesting stuff there to read. I particularly enjoy: THREE THINGS I CAN\u0092T DO: 2. I can&#8217;t wrap my mind around this idea of Toby Kieth. I don&#8217;t think he&#8217;s a real person. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3722\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3722\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3722"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}