{"id":37682,"date":"2011-05-12T12:24:26","date_gmt":"2011-05-12T16:24:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=37682"},"modified":"2011-05-12T13:23:28","modified_gmt":"2011-05-12T17:23:28","slug":"sheila-relax-everythings-going-to-be-fine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=37682","title":{"rendered":"Sheila, Relax.  Everything&#8217;s Going To Be Fine."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?attachment_id=37685\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-37685\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/sad_sheila.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"sad_sheila\" width=\"657\" height=\"540\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-37685\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/sad_sheila.jpg 657w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/sad_sheila-100x82.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/sad_sheila-200x164.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/sad_sheila-400x328.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nUh-oh.  Maybe not.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?attachment_id=37688\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-37688\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/sad_sheila3.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"sad_sheila3\" width=\"569\" height=\"539\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-37688\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/sad_sheila3.jpg 569w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/sad_sheila3-100x94.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/sad_sheila3-200x189.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/sad_sheila3-400x378.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 569px) 100vw, 569px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(There are 40 or 50 more shots of me rolling around weeping.  One of the best afternoons I&#8217;ve ever spent. Also hilarious.  I kept applying mascara as the tears flowed so I would get the appropriately freaky black streaks on my face. I could have kept going, it was very cathartic.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uh-oh. Maybe not. (There are 40 or 50 more shots of me rolling around weeping. One of the best afternoons I&#8217;ve ever spent. Also hilarious. I kept applying mascara as the tears flowed so I would get the appropriately freaky &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=37682\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37682"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37682"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37700,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37682\/revisions\/37700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}