{"id":3781,"date":"2005-10-26T12:07:04","date_gmt":"2005-10-26T16:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3781"},"modified":"2005-10-26T12:07:04","modified_gmt":"2005-10-26T16:07:04","slug":"overheard-in-new-york","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3781","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in New York"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just have to pull this one out of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.overheardinnewyork.com\/archives\/003276.html\">Wed. one-liners <\/a>&#8211; I LOVE THIS:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Chick on cell: Oh my lord, I am walking down the street wearing all black, talking on my cell, gesturing with my pumpkin spice latte, and freaking out about whether I want to marry my investment banker boyfriend. Kill me now. Shoot me and send me back to Mexico. Seriously. I think I need to go live with my grandmother and take care of the goats or something.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;19th &#038; Irving<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>HAHAHAHAHA  <b>Love <\/b>that girl.  She has a moment of self-awareness and it is her saving grace.  That is classic.<\/p>\n<p>Another &#8220;overheard&#8221; snippet (from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.overheardinnewyork.com\/archives\/003278.html\">this compilation<\/a>) that kind of blew me away is:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Bag lady: Man, don&#8217;t you know Sherlock Holmes was a Presbyterian? Dang.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;34th &#038; 7th <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I mean &#8211; WHAT???  I SO want to know the context of that last one, how they got onto that topic, etc.  That is genius.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still all caught up in my love for the girl with the pumpkin latte.  I love her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just have to pull this one out of the Wed. one-liners &#8211; I LOVE THIS: Chick on cell: Oh my lord, I am walking down the street wearing all black, talking on my cell, gesturing with my pumpkin spice &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3781\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3781\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3781"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3781"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3781\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}