{"id":3802,"date":"2005-10-31T16:47:29","date_gmt":"2005-10-31T21:47:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3802"},"modified":"2015-12-17T12:01:09","modified_gmt":"2015-12-17T17:01:09","slug":"cashels-manners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3802","title":{"rendered":"Cashel&#8217;s manners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From August 2004:<\/p>\n<p>I was sitting on the dock, reading one of my toooo many books.<\/p>\n<p>Jean and Cashel were in the water, Cashel had on his goggles, and Jean was lying on &#8220;the floatie&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>A game began, and here is how it went:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nJean was speaking in a hoity-toity English accent, about how lovely the day was, how much she adored the blue sky, how it was almost tea-time, and Cashel would sneak up and splash her, or try to upend the floatie, causing GREAT distress in hoity-toity land.<\/p>\n<p>Jean would flail about in the water, spluttering, making random exclamations: &#8220;How has this happened &#8230; oh my GOODness &#8230; Dear ME&#8221; as Cashel writhed about in laughter.<\/p>\n<p>The game evolved. Jean became the actual QUEEN of England, and the &#8220;floatie&#8221; was actually the QEII. Because Cashel is insane, he knows what that is. &#8220;You&#8217;re on an ocean liner, Auntie Jean &#8211; that&#8217;s an ocean liner, okay??&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So Jean lay on the deck of the ocean liner, as Queen Elizabeth, musing about the loveliness of her hoity-toity British day, until along came ramrod Cashel, to sink the QEII.<\/p>\n<p>Queen Elizabeth flailed about in the 2-foot-deep water, in her bikini, making random shocked exclamations, and at one point, Queen Elizabeth, clinging to the edge of the floatie, trying to save her own life, stated, &#8220;I deCLARE. Where are your manners???&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>6 year old Cashel, enormous goggles on his small blonde head, screamed &#8211; in utter glee:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;M AN AMERICAN! I don&#8217;t HAVE any manners!!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From August 2004: I was sitting on the dock, reading one of my toooo many books. Jean and Cashel were in the water, Cashel had on his goggles, and Jean was lying on &#8220;the floatie&#8221;. A game began, and here &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3802\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1101],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3802"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3802"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19624,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3802\/revisions\/19624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}