{"id":3813,"date":"2005-11-01T09:06:03","date_gmt":"2005-11-01T14:06:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3813"},"modified":"2024-10-30T09:16:27","modified_gmt":"2024-10-30T13:16:27","slug":"famous-epitaphs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3813","title":{"rendered":"Famous epitaphs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>John Keats<\/b>, great poet, who died in 1821 (and I think his birthday was Sunday), wrote his own epitaph, which is now rightly famous:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Here lies one whose name was writ in water.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But actually, the full epitaph reads like this:<\/p>\n<p>This Grave<br \/>\ncontains all that was Mortal<br \/>\nof a<br \/>\nYoung English Poet<br \/>\nWho<br \/>\non his Death Bed<br \/>\nin the Bitterness of his Heart<br \/>\nat the Malicious Power of his Enemies<br \/>\nDesired<br \/>\nthese words to be engraved on his Tomb Stone<br \/>\n&#8220;Here lies One Whose Name was writ in Water.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;the Malicious Power of his Enemies&#8221; &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Woah. A bit of bitterness there.<\/p>\n<p>As children, the O&#8217;Malley siblings had to memorize <b>William Butler Yeats&#8217; <\/b>epitaph, in order to get our allowance of 50 measly cents. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, could knock that epitaph out of my brain.<\/p>\n<p>It is:<\/p>\n<p>Cast a cold eye<br \/>\nOn life On death<br \/>\nHorseman pass by<\/p>\n<p>Damn. Now that is something. I could ponder that forever.<\/p>\n<p>There are a couple of other relatively famous epitaphs I am familiar with &#8211; (I used to plan out, as a teenager, what I wanted on my tombstone &#8211; Finally, I settled on &#8220;After life&#8217;s fitful fever, she sleeps&#8221; &#8211; Shakespeare &#8211; I was insane. I was 15 years old, picking out the best epitaph for myself.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, speaking of <b>Shakespeare<\/b>, here is his epitaph, written on his grave in Stratford-on-Avon:<\/p>\n<p>Good friend for Jesus&#8217;s sake forbear<br \/>\nTo dig the dust enclosed here<br \/>\nBlest be the man that spares these stones<br \/>\nAnd cursed be he that moves my bones<\/p>\n<p>Got it, Bill. We won&#8217;t move your bones. We promise.<\/p>\n<p>Other epitaphs I know by heart &#8211; I don&#8217;t know if any of my readers out there also have an interest in this kind of thing &#8211; but if you do, feel free to pipe up.<\/p>\n<p><b>Jack Dempsey&#8217;s<\/b> epitaph was (and I LOVE this):<\/p>\n<p>A Gentle Man and a Gentleman<\/p>\n<p><b>Robert Frost<\/b> has as his epitaph (and this is certainly something to keep me up at night, pondering):<\/p>\n<p>I had A Lover&#8217;s Quarrel With The World<\/p>\n<p><b>Emily Dickinson<\/b>, like Keats, wrote her own. It says it all:<\/p>\n<p>Called Back<\/p>\n<p><b>F. Scott Fitzgerald<\/b> has, as his epitaph, the famous last line of Gatsby:<\/p>\n<p>So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.<\/p>\n<p>(Come to think of it, I wouldn&#8217;t mind having that as my epitaph either &#8230; Must make a note of it.)<\/p>\n<p><b>Sir Christopher Wren<\/b>, architect, has as his epitaph (he is buried in St. Paul&#8217;s Cathedral &#8211; his greatest achievement):<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Lector Si Monumentum Requiris Circumspice&#8221; (Reader, if you seek his monument, look about you).<\/p>\n<p><b>Thomas Jefferson<\/b> wrote his own:<\/p>\n<p>Here was buried Thomas Jefferson,<br \/>\nauthor of the Declaration of American Independence,<br \/>\nof the statute of Virginia for religious freedom,<br \/>\nand father of the University of Virginia.<\/p>\n<p>(Very eloquent that he did not mention being President of the United States.)<\/p>\n<p>And of course, the epitaph of the <b>Unknown Soldier<\/b>, which everybody knows:<\/p>\n<p>Here Rests in<br \/>\nHonored Glory<br \/>\nAn American<br \/>\nSoldier<br \/>\nKnown But to God<\/p>\n<p>And finally &#8211; <b>Jack London <\/b>&#8211; who has this as his epitaph:<\/p>\n<p>The Stone the Builders Rejected<\/p>\n<p>(The end of that phrase in the Bible is:  &#8220;&#8230;has become the capstone.&#8221;  But London only put the first part on his tombstone.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Keats, great poet, who died in 1821 (and I think his birthday was Sunday), wrote his own epitaph, which is now rightly famous: &#8220;Here lies one whose name was writ in water.&#8221; But actually, the full epitaph reads like &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3813\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[166,98,939,208,164,924,224,218],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3813"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3813"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":195043,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3813\/revisions\/195043"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}