{"id":3839,"date":"2005-11-05T17:16:29","date_gmt":"2005-11-05T22:16:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3839"},"modified":"2010-07-13T15:10:30","modified_gmt":"2010-07-13T19:10:30","slug":"disorientation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3839","title":{"rendered":"Disorientation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess I needed to sleep.  I took a 5 hour nap today.  How embarrassing.  I&#8217;m not a napper.  I am in AWE of people who feel refreshed after naps.  It is a skill I do not have.  I have a VERY hard time bouncing back from naps.  I don&#8217;t have a difficult time waking up in the morning after a good night&#8217;s sleep.  I hear the alarm, and I am UP, the coffee&#8217;s brewing in a matter of 30 seconds, the teeth are brushed, the eggs are a-cooking, and I&#8217;m curled up in my chair for a good 2 hours of reading and quiet time &#8230; I am UP.  I am ALERT.  I am READY.  But after a nap?  An hour later I am still shuffling through my apartment in my flannel pjs, scratching my butt, standing still and stretching for no reason, looking around me with vacant eyes, and wondering what the hell day it is.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going out tonight.  I haven&#8217;t had a day off in 3 weeks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess I needed to sleep. I took a 5 hour nap today. How embarrassing. I&#8217;m not a napper. I am in AWE of people who feel refreshed after naps. It is a skill I do not have. I have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3839\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3839"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3839"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19829,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3839\/revisions\/19829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}