I can’t stop laughing about the Real World <\/i>re-caps in Television without Pity.<\/p>\n
Favorite sentences in the latest one<\/a>: (you will need knowledge of this past season to understand the jokes)<\/p>\n — Wow, these idiots can find the most touristy dive bars no matter where they are. In the middle of the desert, they could find drunk Australians dancing and shooting bad tequila.<\/p>\n — trust me, Danny, that melon of yours is a mammoth target for some Costa Rican street urchin with rage issues and a hatred of Americans.<\/p>\n — Danny camera-talks, a ridiculous do-rag over his alarmingly gigantic dome, keeping the shattered pieces together.<\/p>\n — Mel’s boobs bounce, illustrating the topography of Costa Rica’s highway system.<\/p>\n — Wes thinks Danny needs therapy. And skull surgery.<\/p>\n hahahahaha<\/p>\n — Wes talks about how great it is to see the countryside and soak it all in…while we see him actually sleeping on the bus, missing all the countryside. Funny.<\/p>\n — Danny falls, splitting his head open on coral.<\/p>\n hahahaha They will NEVER move past the collapsed eyeball of the first episode.<\/p>\n — I’m no twelve-step expert, but I do believe “Breaking up with your girlfriend because she thinks the Prince of England is cute” might be a sign of a drinking problem<\/p>\n hahahahaha<\/p>\n — Whoa, Danny is sweating like a pig in these confessionals. I’m sure it’s pure agave coming out of his pores.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I can’t stop laughing about the Real World re-caps in Television without Pity. Favorite sentences in the latest one: (you will need knowledge of this past season to understand the jokes) — Wow, these idiots can find the most touristy … Continue reading