{"id":3857,"date":"2005-11-10T12:13:01","date_gmt":"2005-11-10T17:13:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3857"},"modified":"2022-10-09T20:43:11","modified_gmt":"2022-10-10T00:43:11","slug":"strange-cosmic-tumblers-converging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3857","title":{"rendered":"Strange cosmic tumblers converging"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I was reading this this morning. <\/a> Laughing out loud, of course. Go read it. And if you DON’T read Tomato Nation<\/a> on a regular basis, you are totally missing out.<\/p>\n

A couple of my favorite quotes from today’s post:<\/a><\/p>\n

— He’s pretty clearly one of those guys who has to do it for like three hours all “fuck Sting and his tantric bullshit.”<\/p>\n

— And if you don’t make it out like you’re having the most awesome time ever, he’ll get all scary and start licking a knife.<\/p>\n

— I think that Collins and the others will make a whole hairy deal out of pointedly sighing in the press that Gabriel refuses to be a good sport and do a tour with them, and they are sad, because they miss him, is all, but if that’s how he wants it, okay, boo hoo Peter Gabriel is a big meanie, and finally Gabriel will be like, “Fine, FINE, just SHUT UP already” and give in, and then he’ll be standing out front of the band with a tambourine, looking like he just ate a bug.<\/p>\n

— I think I saw that picture in the dictionary next to “imp from hell.”<\/p>\n

heh heh heh heh heh heh That chick can WRITE.<\/p>\n

But here’s the weird thing, the random thing (and if you didn’t read what I linked to, you won’t get it.):<\/p>\n

I actually had a conversation about Vincent Gallo’s penis last night. I mean – how random<\/b>. How specific<\/b>. I don’t sit around talking about Vincent Gallo’s penis on a daily basis. As a matter of fact, I do my best to block out the memory of what I have seen<\/a>.<\/p>\n

But last night, Vincent Gallo came up and I said the words: “What IS it with that guy and his penis? I mean, I’m glad you love your penis, dude, but this is bordering on fixation now … He has this NEED to show it to us or something … it’s weird.”<\/p>\n

Cosmic tumblers clicking down … and they are somehow converging on the over-exposed penis of Vincent Gallo.<\/p>\n

I’m kind of bummed, though, because he was so so good in one of my favorite movies of all time: Arizona Dream<\/a><\/i>. I still remember that performance vividly (especially when his character, for a local talent show, decides to re-enact the crop-dusting scene from North by Northwest<\/i> – what?? hahaha It’s a GREAT scene) – and I think he’s got a lot of talent. But … er ….<\/p>\n

I think he might need psychological aid or something.<\/p>\n

I’m just basically accepting that I’m gonna get a lot of weird Google searches from this post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I was reading this this morning. Laughing out loud, of course. Go read it. And if you DON’T read Tomato Nation on a regular basis, you are totally missing out. A couple of my favorite quotes from today’s post: … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3857"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3857"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":178770,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3857\/revisions\/178770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}