Top 5 Ways I Conform to the Gender Stereotype<\/b><\/p>\n
1. I am very invested, emotionally, in my lipstick-color-choice on any given evening out. The lipstick must match the ensemble. Very very important. I have about 50 lipsticks.<\/p>\n
2. Ewan McGregor is so hot that I cannot look at him directly, or even think about him all that much because he would then completely take over my life<\/p>\n
3. I obsess about my weight<\/p>\n
4. I melt when I see a little butterball baby<\/p>\n
5. I have been known to weep at the end of Officer and a Gentleman<\/i>. Not EVERY time I see it, but probably every FIFTH time I see it.<\/p>\n
Top 5 Ways I Do NOT conform to the Gender Stereotype<\/b><\/p>\n
1. I literally could not care less about “window treatments” of any kind<\/p>\n
2. Shopping is NOT a pastime. I am strictly a mission-oriented shopper: Get in, get the hell out.<\/p>\n
3. I do not need to be wined and dined by a man. As a matter of fact, wining and dining makes my teeth itch, and somehow causes me to be 10 times more sarcastic than usual.<\/p>\n
4. I am not a multi-tasker, and I am sick of the “Women multitask and men don’t” stereotype. I cannot talk on the phone, and ALSO cook. I have to turn down the radio as I approach a toll-booth.<\/p>\n
5. I think Joan Jett is hot.<\/p>\n
Feel free, as always, to add your own ruminations about how you do or do not conform to your own gender’s stereotype.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Top 5 Ways I Conform to the Gender Stereotype 1. I am very invested, emotionally, in my lipstick-color-choice on any given evening out. The lipstick must match the ensemble. Very very important. I have about 50 lipsticks. 2. Ewan McGregor … Continue reading