{"id":3970,"date":"2005-11-29T08:36:20","date_gmt":"2005-11-29T13:36:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3970"},"modified":"2005-11-29T08:36:20","modified_gmt":"2005-11-29T13:36:20","slug":"how-patrick-hughes-ruined-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3970","title":{"rendered":"How Patrick Hughes ruined Thanksgiving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/badnewshughes.blogspot.com\/2005\/11\/diary-of-indignities-how-i-ruined.html\">Too much that is funny here to even discuss.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>One quote:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The food was traditional Thanskgiving fare, nobody set anything on fire or challenged anyone to a headbutting contest, and we all got properly and decently drunk on many many many beers and the occasional glass of wine. Despite a pledge to avoid this sort of thing and take the high road, we spent the bulk of the evening swapping stories about Cousin Barry, eventually retiring to our separate rooms to barricade the doors lest he show up there in the middle of the night with eyes full of murderous intent and a plate full of lasagna.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I enjoy how all the cousins have their own hyperlinks.  hahaha  Everyone in the family has their own story.<\/p>\n<p>I also enjoy:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Getting up early to fish is all-American and manly and helps keep the prostate clean of all that terrible, sissy communism going around.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And his father&#8217;s &#8220;one concession to gay pride&#8221; &#8211; with the accompanying photo &#8211; made me laugh out loud.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/badnewshughes.blogspot.com\/2005\/11\/diary-of-indignities-how-i-ruined.html\">Please read the whole thing.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Too much that is funny here to even discuss. One quote: The food was traditional Thanskgiving fare, nobody set anything on fire or challenged anyone to a headbutting contest, and we all got properly and decently drunk on many many &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3970\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=3970\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3970"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3970\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}