{"id":4046,"date":"2005-12-16T16:21:33","date_gmt":"2005-12-16T21:21:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4046"},"modified":"2005-12-16T16:21:33","modified_gmt":"2005-12-16T21:21:33","slug":"creepy-tomkat-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4046","title":{"rendered":"Creepy TomKat stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"

These pictures creep me out.<\/a> I think it’s that he’s holding back her ponytail so she won’t catch on fire. Dude – she can’t even blow out her own candles by herself?<\/p>\n

What a total tool. You are such a JACKASS.<\/p>\n

Also – I don’t know – he threw her a party at FAO Schwarz (which opened up after hours for the bash). She’s like some zombie child-bride or something. He couldn’t handle an adult relationship, with a nice intimate birthday dinner one on one, if you put a gun to his big grinning head..<\/p>\n

I mean, come on – what is with the “Oh, here, let me help you blow out the candles because every moment in my life has to be ABOUT ME” gesture??<\/p>\n

I have no idea why those innocuous pictures have got me steaming mad (uhm – because you have no life maybe?), but they have!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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