{"id":4081,"date":"2005-12-23T14:09:55","date_gmt":"2005-12-23T19:09:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4081"},"modified":"2005-12-23T14:09:55","modified_gmt":"2005-12-23T19:09:55","slug":"grievances","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4081","title":{"rendered":"Grievances"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>hahahaha<\/p>\n<p>I share most of <a href=\"http:\/\/bigstupidtommy.blogspot.com\/2005_12_01_bigstupidtommy_archive.html#113535982956642443\">Big Stupid Tommy&#8217;s grievances<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Example:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Folks, the left lane is for passing or for turning. It&#8217;s for the faster traffic. If you&#8217;re in the left lane, and that car behind you is riding on your bumper, then chances are, he&#8217;s wanting to go faster than you. This is not your venue to enforce what you percieve the maximum speed to be. Get into the right lane. In 2006, those drivers who do not get over in a timely fashion will be destroyed with my own bazooka.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;This is not your venue to enforce what you percieve the maximum speed to be.&#8221;  hahahahaha<\/p>\n<p>Here:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>You people and your War on Christmas nonsense. Honestly. I could give a shit. Your &#8220;wid us or agin us&#8221; attitude has gone a ways toward ruining this holiday season. You tell me to say &#8220;Merry Christmas,&#8221; and I won&#8217;t. Because I know it pisses you off.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Damn straight.  I have HAD it with these people &#8211; is it me, or do they seem LOUDER than normal this year?  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.taintedbill.com\/archives\/004304.html\">I&#8217;m with Bill on this one<\/a>.   You want persecution?  How &#8217;bout we bring back the lions so you can get a taste of what real persecution is? Frankly, your shenanigans make me want to worship a pagan goddess and dance around a Winter Solstice pole while waving colored diaphonous scarves.  And I&#8217;m CATHOLIC so that should give you some idea of how much I&#8217;ve feckin&#8217; HAD it.  If your brain explodes with irritation when someone says &#8220;happy holidays&#8221; as opposed to &#8220;merry Christmas&#8217;, then I suggest you need to strengthen your faith.  PRIVATELY.  But NOT IN MY FACE.  Sigh.  It&#8217;s gotten to the point where I literally roll my eyes when I hear one of them bitching on Fox News now about the &#8220;war on Christmas&#8221;.  It&#8217;s just another version of victim politics and it&#8217;s tiresome.  So I roll my eyes and start surfing around for <i>Breaking Bonaduce<\/i> or <i>E True Hollywood Story: Motley Crue<\/i>, something that is at least EDIFYING.<\/p>\n<p>And this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>ESPN. Constant gripe. Guys, I want to watch the sports. Not the people reporting on it. You aren&#8217;t working <i>with <\/i>Lebron James. You&#8217;re reporting <i>on <\/i>Lebron James. There&#8217;s a difference.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That one just made me laugh out loud. <a href=\"http:\/\/bigstupidtommy.blogspot.com\/2005_12_01_bigstupidtommy_archive.html#113535982956642443\"> But go read the whole thing<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hahahaha I share most of Big Stupid Tommy&#8217;s grievances. Example: Folks, the left lane is for passing or for turning. It&#8217;s for the faster traffic. 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