{"id":4287,"date":"2006-02-03T15:56:07","date_gmt":"2006-02-03T20:56:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4287"},"modified":"2022-10-09T22:31:40","modified_gmt":"2022-10-10T02:31:40","slug":"step-away-from-the-keyboard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4287","title":{"rendered":"Step Away From the Keyboard.  Now."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/02\/avtarblood.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"80\" height=\"80\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-178958\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nFavorite moment 1: &#8211; when he stops typing normally, and his hands start pounding thru the air<\/p>\n<p>Favorite moment 2: when his mouth opens up into some kind of primal scream.<\/p>\n<p>Favorite moment 3:  His eyeball flinging about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Favorite moment 1: &#8211; when he stops typing normally, and his hands start pounding thru the air Favorite moment 2: when his mouth opens up into some kind of primal scream. Favorite moment 3: His eyeball flinging about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4287"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4287"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":178960,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4287\/revisions\/178960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}