{"id":4288,"date":"2006-02-03T16:51:31","date_gmt":"2006-02-03T21:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4288"},"modified":"2022-10-09T22:32:59","modified_gmt":"2022-10-10T02:32:59","slug":"romantic-gifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4288","title":{"rendered":"Romantic Gifts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love this post about <a href=\"http:\/\/thehotlibrarian.blogspot.com\/2006\/02\/my-funny-valentine.html\">Valentine&#8217;s Day Gifts.<\/a>  She uses it as an opportunity to go OFF on John Gray (Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus dude) in the most delightful way possible.<\/p>\n<p>Example:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I hate John Gray with a passion I normally reserve for pineapples and child molesters. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>All men are from Mars, eh? All men are the same? You&#8217;ve got to be fucking kidding me. How about we just say &#8220;Some People Are From Mars, Some People Are From Venus, The Rest of Us Are From Earth, And John Gray Is From The Planet Stereotype, Somewhere in the Clueless Solar System, And Also He Needs To Be Kicked In The Kidney And Balls. withsteeltoedboots.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Beautiful!!  <a href=\"http:\/\/thehotlibrarian.blogspot.com\/2006\/02\/my-funny-valentine.html\">Go read the whole thing!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, when I think of Valentine&#8217;s Day gifts I think of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=33439\">eyeballs<\/a>.  And also <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=64634\">spitballs<\/a>.  But mostly <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=33439\">eyeballs<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love this post about Valentine&#8217;s Day Gifts. She uses it as an opportunity to go OFF on John Gray (Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus dude) in the most delightful way possible. Example: I hate John Gray &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4288\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4288"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4288"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":178962,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4288\/revisions\/178962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}