{"id":4444,"date":"2006-02-11T13:34:15","date_gmt":"2006-02-11T18:34:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4444"},"modified":"2010-07-14T10:16:16","modified_gmt":"2010-07-14T14:16:16","slug":"hey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4444","title":{"rendered":"Hey, Kwan."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Give it up.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re through.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve outworn your welcome by about 10 years.<\/p>\n<p>So please:  No more photos of you staring pensively into your own dark future, mkay?  (Look at the <a href=\"http:\/\/espn.go.com\/\">main page of ESPN<\/a> right now.  I literally groaned out loud when I opened up the page.)<\/p>\n<p>Kwan:  Get out of the dern way and let the younger skaters compete.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wahh wahhhh wahhh I was outside during the Opening Ceremony &#8230; and I got a wittle sniffle in my nose &#8230; and I am tired today &#8230; waahhhhh wah wah wah wah &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Give it up, Kwan.  Now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Give it up. You&#8217;re through. You&#8217;ve outworn your welcome by about 10 years. So please: No more photos of you staring pensively into your own dark future, mkay? (Look at the main page of ESPN right now. I literally groaned &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4444\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4444"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4444"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20287,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4444\/revisions\/20287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}