{"id":4447,"date":"2006-02-11T19:04:55","date_gmt":"2006-02-12T00:04:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4447"},"modified":"2010-07-14T10:14:50","modified_gmt":"2010-07-14T14:14:50","slug":"scott-hamilton-the-one-balled-sketch-comedian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4447","title":{"rendered":"Scott Hamilton: The Sketch Comedian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am cringing.  Literally cringing watching Scott Hamilton&#8217;s pre-&#8220;show&#8221; banter.  Why does he think he&#8217;s a master at improv? He&#8217;s doing all this improv stuff with his co-commentator &#8211; she&#8217;s pretending she doesn&#8217;t know about skating, he&#8217;s pretending to be all silently insulted &#8230; and it is bad. Why does he think this is a chance to show that he&#8217;s good at doing SKITS??  You&#8217;re a SKATER.  Not a comic.  To quote Mitchell: &#8220;Leave the comedy to the professionals.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> Don&#8217;t &#8220;act&#8221; little moments &#8230; don&#8217;t &#8220;pretend&#8221; anything &#8230; don&#8217;t you DARE improv unless you know what you&#8217;re doing.  Those of us who are, you know, ACTORS &#8230; know how to do that shit &#8211; just like you know how to skate.  I don&#8217;t go out onto the ice and pretend that I know how to do a triple sow-cow just because I can act.  It goes both ways.  You SKATE.  Just because you SKATE doesn&#8217;t mean that you can do witty little skit-like banter about &#8220;cappuchino double lutzes&#8221; &#8230; not to mention his cutesy introduction to the horrific and mind-bogglingly stupid Moskvina Minute.<\/p>\n<p>Leave the acting to the professionals, dude.<\/p>\n<p>Just comment on the SKATING.<\/p>\n<p>God, and ice skaters wonder why their sport gets such a cheesy bad rap.  It&#8217;s because of crap like I just witnessed.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am cringing. Literally cringing watching Scott Hamilton&#8217;s pre-&#8220;show&#8221; banter. Why does he think he&#8217;s a master at improv? He&#8217;s doing all this improv stuff with his co-commentator &#8211; she&#8217;s pretending she doesn&#8217;t know about skating, he&#8217;s pretending to be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4447\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4447"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4447"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20284,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4447\/revisions\/20284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}