{"id":4587,"date":"2006-03-05T20:31:41","date_gmt":"2006-03-06T01:31:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4587"},"modified":"2024-10-27T18:08:56","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T22:08:56","slug":"a-statement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4587","title":{"rendered":"Watching the Oscars With My Mystery Guest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mystery guest and I just want to go on record to say that we HATE, and we mean HATE HATE HATE HATE &#8211; the music they now play under speeches.<\/p>\n<p>We HATE it.<\/p>\n<p>MAKE.  IT.  STOP.<\/p>\n<p>Quotes from my mystery guest so far this evening:<\/p>\n<p>During the preshow red carpet extravaganza &#8211; there was some skinny chick in white asking stupid questions of celebrities &#8211; we watched for a while.  Then mystery guest said flatly, &#8220;Look at that vacuous bitch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then &#8211; watching a Keira Knightly moment &#8211; mystery guest shouted, &#8220;Look at her incisors!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mystery guest and I just want to go on record to say that we HATE, and we mean HATE HATE HATE HATE &#8211; the music they now play under speeches. We HATE it. MAKE. IT. STOP. Quotes from my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4587\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4587"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4587"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":194942,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4587\/revisions\/194942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}