{"id":4602,"date":"2006-03-09T11:28:25","date_gmt":"2006-03-09T16:28:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4602"},"modified":"2010-07-14T15:08:51","modified_gmt":"2010-07-14T19:08:51","slug":"worst-sequels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4602","title":{"rendered":"Worst Sequels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ew.com\/ew\/report\/0,6115,1169126_21_0_,00.html\">Entertainment Weekly lists the 25 worst sequels.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230; Sequels, as a general rule, blow. But some are so ill-conceived, so cynically calculated, and so aggressively inept that they need to be called out and held accountable in the public square. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hahahaha<\/p>\n<p>Their criteria?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>First, we looked at how steep a sequel&#8217;s drop-off in quality was from the original. Then we weighed how utterly unnecessary the sequel was. You&#8217;re probably thinking, &#8221;Yeah, but some sequels are so bad they&#8217;re good!&#8221; Those aren&#8217;t on this list. These movies are so absolutely bad their badness can be measured only in Kelvin degrees. Finally, we factored in a certain intangible stankitude \u0097 a sort of je ne sais crap that makes a film so god-awful you wish there were a cinematic Hague where it could be tried. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Je ne sais crap.  Very nice.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ew.com\/ew\/report\/0,6115,1169126_21_0_,00.html\">Make sure you read the little snippets for each movie.<\/a>  They&#8217;re funny, and spot ON.<\/p>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/trulybadfilms.blogspot.com\/2006\/03\/truly-bad-goldmine.html\">Chai-rista<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Entertainment Weekly lists the 25 worst sequels. &#8230; Sequels, as a general rule, blow. But some are so ill-conceived, so cynically calculated, and so aggressively inept that they need to be called out and held accountable in the public square. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4602\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4602"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4602"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20398,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4602\/revisions\/20398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}