{"id":4694,"date":"2006-04-05T12:50:11","date_gmt":"2006-04-05T16:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4694"},"modified":"2015-05-20T10:26:36","modified_gmt":"2015-05-20T14:26:36","slug":"oh-lana-turner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4694","title":{"rendered":"LANA TURNER HAS COLLAPSED!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This poem makes me laugh out loud.  Mitchell used to read it to me, and do it as a serious monlogue &#8211; just to make me guffaw with laughter.  Especially with the melodramatic ending.  Love Frank O&#8217;Hara.<\/p>\n<p><b>Poem<\/b><br \/>\n<i>by Frank O&#8217;Hara<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Lana Turner has collapsed!<br \/>\nI was trotting along and suddenly<br \/>\nit started raining and snowing<br \/>\nand you said it was hailing<br \/>\nbut hailing hits you on the head<br \/>\nhard so it was really snowing and<br \/>\nraining and I was in such a hurry<br \/>\nto meet you but the traffic<br \/>\nwas acting exactly like the sky<br \/>\nand suddenly I see a headline<br \/>\nLANA TURNER HAS COLLAPSED!<br \/>\nthere is no snow in Hollywood<br \/>\nthere is no rain in California<br \/>\nI have been to lots of parties<br \/>\nand acted perfectly disgraceful<br \/>\nbut I never actually collapsed<br \/>\noh Lana Turner we love you get up<\/p>\n<p>\n<iframe style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" src=\"\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&#038;OneJS=1&#038;Operation=GetAdHtml&#038;MarketPlace=US&#038;source=ac&#038;ref=tf_til&#038;ad_type=product_link&#038;tracking_id=thesheivari-20&#038;marketplace=amazon&#038;region=US&#038;placement=0520201663&#038;asins=0520201663&#038;linkId=YHVXLVF6C2O2EN7D&#038;show_border=true&#038;link_opens_in_new_window=true\"><br \/>\n<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This poem makes me laugh out loud. Mitchell used to read it to me, and do it as a serious monlogue &#8211; just to make me guffaw with laughter. Especially with the melodramatic ending. Love Frank O&#8217;Hara. Poem by Frank &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4694\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[234,108,160],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4694"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4694"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":102658,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4694\/revisions\/102658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}