{"id":48355,"date":"2012-01-22T19:55:16","date_gmt":"2012-01-23T00:55:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=48355"},"modified":"2012-01-23T07:13:03","modified_gmt":"2012-01-23T12:13:03","slug":"my-friends-are-patient-and-awesome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=48355","title":{"rendered":"My Friends are Awesome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: &#8220;So after shows, Elvis would hang out singing gospel and doing karate.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><i>Long long pause as this image filtered down. <\/i><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/abillings.livejournal.com\/\">Alex<\/a>:<\/strong> &#8220;Don&#8217;t ever say those words to me again.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;So after shows, Elvis would hang out singing gospel and doing karate.&#8221; Long long pause as this image filtered down. Alex: &#8220;Don&#8217;t ever say those words to me again.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[2095,600],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48355"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48355"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48361,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48355\/revisions\/48361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}