{"id":4882,"date":"2006-05-30T13:41:19","date_gmt":"2006-05-30T17:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4882"},"modified":"2006-05-30T13:41:19","modified_gmt":"2006-05-30T17:41:19","slug":"uhm-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4882","title":{"rendered":"Uhm &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; speaking of &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/badnewshughes.blogspot.com\/2006\/05\/diary-of-indignities-douchebaggery.html\">favorite sites on the Internet<\/a>&#8220;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got such a wicked crush on him.<\/p>\n<p>Cannot stop laughing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You can see here how the family continued the tradition of torturing children with terrible outfits&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And the whole &#8220;because it&#8217;s how I felt on the inside&#8221; photo made me laugh out loud.  But also:  look at the smiling girl BESIDE him!  That&#8217;s just as funny!<\/p>\n<p>Laughter.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Here&#8217;s Dad, contemplating the possibility someone switched out his blonde sporty football kid with an evil gay Paul Lynde homonculous somewhere along the way.&#8221;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t stop laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; speaking of &#8220;favorite sites on the Internet&#8220;&#8230;. I&#8217;ve got such a wicked crush on him. Cannot stop laughing. &#8220;You can see here how the family continued the tradition of torturing children with terrible outfits&#8230;&#8221; And the whole &#8220;because it&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4882\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4882\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4882"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4882"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4882\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}