{"id":4887,"date":"2006-06-01T12:34:59","date_gmt":"2006-06-01T16:34:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4887"},"modified":"2010-07-15T11:56:53","modified_gmt":"2010-07-15T15:56:53","slug":"american-idol-haikus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4887","title":{"rendered":"<i>American Idol<\/i> Haikus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; written by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.progressiveboink.com\/archive\/aifinale.html\">another very very funny Emily<\/a>.  We all know who the FIRST very very funny Emily is &#8211; but I regularly read Emily&#8217;s stuff on Progressive Boink, and she pretty much always makes me laugh out loud.<\/p>\n<p>I loved her comment on Mandisa.  YUP.<\/p>\n<p>The running joke about Lisa Tucker&#8217;s Soviet eyebrows &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And also &#8211; I love that her favorite was Elliot as well.  She described his performance style as &#8220;Blue-eyed soul crossbred with extreme nervousness.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>hahahaha so true!!<\/p>\n<p>Also:  &#8220;The melted visage of Clay Aiken.&#8221;   Can&#8217;t stop laughing &#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyhoo, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.progressiveboink.com\/archive\/aifinale.html\">enjoy<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; written by another very very funny Emily. We all know who the FIRST very very funny Emily is &#8211; but I regularly read Emily&#8217;s stuff on Progressive Boink, and she pretty much always makes me laugh out loud. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4887\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[31],"tags":[1617],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4887"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4887"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20969,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4887\/revisions\/20969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}