The narrator in Billy Joel’s magnum opus “Captain Jack” can go fuck himself.<\/p>\n
Get over it, Captain Jack. Move on. So they found your father in the swimming pool. I am truly sorry to hear that, but how long are you going to keep wallowing? Get a backbone. Stop drinking. Sell your brandnew Chevrolet that you’re so proud of and go back to school. Do SOMETHING. You’re at the place in your life where you want to go on vacation but then don’t because you think there’s no place to go to anyway. Dude, this is a sorry state of affairs.<\/p>\n
If you’re tired of living in your one-horse town, then why don’t you freakin’ MOVE? Oh but no. You just want to wive in a wittle hole in the gwound, don’t you? Fine. Do it. <\/p>\n
Also, get your damn finger out of your nose. It’s disgusting. Maybe that’s why nobody likes you and why that girl won’t call you. Because you’re a loser in New English clothes, picking your nose on the corner.<\/p>\n
You’re gross.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The narrator in Billy Joel’s magnum opus “Captain Jack” can go fuck himself. Get over it, Captain Jack. Move on. So they found your father in the swimming pool. I am truly sorry to hear that, but how long are … Continue reading