{"id":4904,"date":"2006-06-05T09:11:33","date_gmt":"2006-06-05T13:11:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4904"},"modified":"2006-06-05T09:11:33","modified_gmt":"2006-06-05T13:11:33","slug":"bizarre-crafts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4904","title":{"rendered":"Bizarre crafts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you perused through <a href=\"http:\/\/www.catesgarage.com\">this site<\/a>?  It&#8217;s along the lines of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.candyboots.com\/wwcards.html\">Weight Watchers recipe cards classic<\/a>, and all of James Lileks&#8217; books on America&#8217;s most kitschy side.<\/p>\n<p>Here is her section on &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.catesgarage.com\/crafts\/bizarre\/bizarre.html\">bizarre crafts<\/a>&#8220;.  (Example of her prose: &#8220;This child looks old enough to know the apron is dorky, not cute. Check out his facial expression. He&#8217;s looking forward to his teen years, so he can experiment with drugs and alcohol. Then when his parents ask where they went wrong, he can hand them this picture.&#8221; or &#8220;They&#8217;re not stupid. They know that a snowman doesn&#8217;t need six arms, all embellished with mismatched mittens.&#8221;)  Etc.<\/p>\n<p>So much fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you perused through this site? It&#8217;s along the lines of the Weight Watchers recipe cards classic, and all of James Lileks&#8217; books on America&#8217;s most kitschy side. Here is her section on &#8220;bizarre crafts&#8220;. (Example of her prose: &#8220;This &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4904\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=4904\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4904"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4904\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}