{"id":5020,"date":"2006-06-18T02:05:05","date_gmt":"2006-06-18T06:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5020"},"modified":"2022-10-10T09:33:46","modified_gmt":"2022-10-10T13:33:46","slug":"close-but-not-close-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5020","title":{"rendered":"Close &#8230; But Not Close Enough"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is truly distressing when, for an evening out, you attempt to make your hair look like this &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/06\/marilyn-monroe-singing-happy-birthday-at-the-democratic-rally-for-president-john-f-kennedys-birthday-photo-by-yale-joel_life-magazine_the-life-picture-collection_getty-images-e1665408788925.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-179272\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nand instead it ends up looking like this &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/06\/herbie.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"330\" height=\"450\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-179273\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/06\/herbie.jpeg 330w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/06\/herbie-147x200.jpeg 147w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/06\/herbie-293x400.jpeg 293w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/06\/herbie-73x100.jpeg 73w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is truly distressing when, for an evening out, you attempt to make your hair look like this &#8230; and instead it ends up looking like this &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[44],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5020"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5020"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":179275,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5020\/revisions\/179275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}