This post made me laugh out loud:<\/p>\n
Some Hypothetical Instances In Which Women I Date Should Know That They’re On Their Own<\/a><\/p>\n The first paragraph ends with this:<\/p>\n One girl I dated refused to talk to clowns, but if there were ever a situation in which talking to a clown had been absolutely necessary and unavoidable, I would\u00ef\u00bf\u00bdve had no problem. I\u00ef\u00bf\u00bdve looked into it, and most non-movie clowns are not supernaturally evil.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Seriously though. Funny funny stuff.<\/p>\n If, perhaps, you somehow find yourself dangling precariously by one hand from a window ledge of a skyscraper (or above any deep chasm, really), I\u00ef\u00bf\u00bdm not going to try to pull you back up. I\u00ef\u00bf\u00bdll sit ten to twenty feet away and give you moral support, but mostly I\u00ef\u00bf\u00bdll just wait until help arrives.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Here’s the rest.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This post made me laugh out loud: Some Hypothetical Instances In Which Women I Date Should Know That They’re On Their Own The first paragraph ends with this: One girl I dated refused to talk to clowns, but if there … Continue reading