{"id":5246,"date":"2006-09-04T22:22:15","date_gmt":"2006-09-05T02:22:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5246"},"modified":"2024-10-27T16:01:47","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T20:01:47","slug":"fun-with-the-scanner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5246","title":{"rendered":"College Makeup Class"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> I wish I had the photos of my friends as well &#8211; because I was in class with Mitchell and Jackie, and we were basically in rebellion against our required courses (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=2935\">brown wool leg-wraps<\/a>, you understand).  Either Jackie or Mitchell took these photos.  So our underlying emotional subtext was: Look, lady, I know how to do stage makeup, mmkay??  But still.  Uhm &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We got into it.<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/seanyoung.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"645\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-179533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/seanyoung.jpg 530w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/seanyoung-164x200.jpg 164w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/seanyoung-329x400.jpg 329w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/seanyoung-82x100.jpg 82w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nAh, Sean Young, before she went batshit insane.<\/p>\n<p><p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/mermaid.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"462\" height=\"542\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-179534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/mermaid.jpg 462w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/mermaid-170x200.jpg 170w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/mermaid-341x400.jpg 341w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/mermaid-85x100.jpg 85w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nI have no idea what this is.  The lady in the water?  The ho in the pool?<\/p>\n<p>And finally:<\/p>\n<p>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/oldhag.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"491\" height=\"624\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-179535\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/oldhag.jpg 491w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/oldhag-157x200.jpg 157w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/oldhag-315x400.jpg 315w, https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/oldhag-79x100.jpg 79w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 491px) 100vw, 491px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nWow.  Cheer up, chippy.  You&#8217;re lookin&#8217; a little, uhm &#8230; dehydrated would be a nice way to put it.<\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wish I had the photos of my friends as well &#8211; because I was in class with Mitchell and Jackie, and we were basically in rebellion against our required courses (brown wool leg-wraps, you understand). Either Jackie or Mitchell &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5246\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5246"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5246"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":179538,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5246\/revisions\/179538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}