{"id":5271,"date":"2006-09-10T09:20:22","date_gmt":"2006-09-10T13:20:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5271"},"modified":"2015-12-17T12:04:59","modified_gmt":"2015-12-17T17:04:59","slug":"everything-looks-3-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5271","title":{"rendered":"\u201cEverything looks 3-D.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This was Cashel&#8217;s response to what it feels like to have glasses.  Cashel just got glasses.  Uhm &#8230; I need a picture of Cashel in glasses IMMEDIATELY.<\/p>\n<p>I remember when I first got glasses.  In 5th grade.  My first glasses had thin silver rims and were vaguely <a href=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/0\/0f\/Oscargoldman.jpg\">Oscar Goldman-ish.<\/a>  I will never forget being driven home after first getting the glasses &#8211; and I remember we were driving by Old Mountain Field &#8211; and I was completely blown away by how the trees no longer looked like green BLURS.  I was amazed at how I could <i>see individual leaves<\/i>.  I had thought that EVERYBODY saw trees as vague green blurs!<\/p>\n<p>So yes, Cashel, everything DID look 3-D!<\/p>\n<p>My heart cracks at the thought of him in glasses.  Can&#8217;t wait to see him again.  Where we can commiserate on our vision issues.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was Cashel&#8217;s response to what it feels like to have glasses. Cashel just got glasses. Uhm &#8230; I need a picture of Cashel in glasses IMMEDIATELY. I remember when I first got glasses. In 5th grade. My first glasses &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5271\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/?p=5271\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1101],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5271"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5271"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111247,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5271\/revisions\/111247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sheilaomalley.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}